Wednesday, October 22, 2014

You say Restoration Hardware, I say Pottery Barn

A few weeks ago (yes, my human is so slow), we went to Pottery Barn. My human went to pick up some candles she put on hold. I went to get pets and treats. Here's a picture of me in Pottery Barn.



It's blurry and I didn't get any treats. And my human didn't put anything on hold at Pottery Barn. She meant Restoration Hardware. She didn't figure that out until we were halfway home, so I didn't get to go to Restoration Hardware. I bet they would have had treats. Sigh. I give Pottery Barn 2 Paws because they gave good pets, but they had all wood floors and no treats. Seriously, treats are very important.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Walking the Cat(DOG)walk for Safe Humane Chicago

So life is good. Summer was…less hot. I've been doing a lot of this.


And some of this.


My human is building a catio. Um. I'll still be able to go in the yard, right? Good. Here's a picture of me on the catio. It's not done yet.


Last week I walked the catwalk at Bloomingdale's in the Doggies & Denim Fashion Show to benefit Safe Humane Chicago. Wouldn't that be a dogwalk? Yeah, just try walking a cat thru Bloomingdale's. Here's a picture of me waiting for my turn on the DOGwalk.


It's blurry. Here's another (blurry) picture of me at Bloomie's.

My human made me pose there. I don't see why. She says it's "descriptive."

And here's a picture of me in the fashion show.


It was taken by Josh Feeney. That's why it's not blurry!

I got lots of treats and 2 Sprinkles' cupcakes. My human spent most of the time being annoyed. Not me! Did I mention the 2 cupcakes!?! Mmmmmmmmmm!!! I give Bloomingdale's 4 Paws! They always have cupcakes, right?

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

New, new, and …..RABBIT!!

My blog did not move, but I did! Here is a picture of me at my new house.


I'm in the backyard. MY yard. Mine. Mine. MINE! And it has lots of RABBITS! Big, fat, juicy rabbits! And little, warm, crunchy baby rrrrrabbits! So far I've caught one baby rabbit. And a squirrel. I could have caught more, but my human gets in the way. A lot. I also like to chase robins. I don't really care about other birds, but robins sounds like rabbits, so there.

Here's another picture of me in my yard.


Do I look happy? SO HAPPY!!

Look! I found a cool place under the deck!


My human didn't like my new spot. She blocked it off with a bunch boards. But I was nice and cool there! Hmph!

I found a new cool spot.



No, wait! Even better! Can you see me? The rabbits can't!


Good luck blocking that!

I like the inside of the house too. Here's where I sit and watch for rabbits coming into my yard.


Sometimes I bark at them. Get out of MY YARD! GET. OUT!

Here's where I like to lie down sometimes. I can keep track of who's on what floor from here.



This is exhausting. I just want to lie in the yard. All day. Every day. Please??


Thank you!!!










Friday, February 7, 2014

Best. Winter. Ever!

It's been so long since I wrote on my blog - time flies when there's a Polar Vortex! I never heard of a Polar Vortex before, but can we have one every year? Please?????

Here is a picture of me enjoying the nice cool weather in the park.



Do I look happy? I am SOOOOOOO HAPPY!!

And here's a picture of me walking in the backyard of my new house.


So much snow!!! I'm heading to where the rabbits live! I almost caught one. Again. Then I got put on leash and taken out of the yard. Huh? It's my yard, right? My human says no running the rabbits out until it's warm and they can find someplace safe to go. Um…I wasn't planning to run them out. Just eat them! MMMMMMMM!!!! Rabbits!!

This has been such a good winter. But my best friend, Roethke moved away and I really, really miss him. Here's a picture of us from last year when he came home for a visit.


We had so much fun!!

I did make a couple of new friends, but I don't see them as often. Here's a picture of me playing with my new friends, Chavo and Rocco.



Here's another one.



Body slam!!

And one more…


Yeah!!!!!

The rest of the winter has been pretty much the same. Snow and cold, cold and snow! I got to take lots of snow naps while my human shoveled.


Can it be like this all year?

Oh, and then there's this.



Dog shaming. Not a fan. Next time I'd like some ham with my loaf of bread. And some cheese too. Yeah, lots of ham and cheese.