Sunday, February 20, 2011

Bored at Nordstrom

On Valentine's Day I went to Orvis. Hey, I remember this place! Everybody was really nice and came over to pet me. One guy tried to get me to play with the bear footstool. Why would I play with a footstool? I wouldn't. My human tried to take my picture but I kept sticking my tongue out. Here's a picture of me in Orvis sticking my tongue out.Here's another one.And another one.She wouldn't give up. Here's a picture of me looking away.They don't have any treats here. Let's go. We left and went to Chase Bank. It wasn't like the one by us – it had a moving staircase! We took the elevator. It had a hole in the center where the moving staircase went and it was all glass. I didn't like it. It looked like you could fall right through. I'll walk over here next to the wall, thank you. I wanted to leave, but then a lady gave me a milkbone. Mmmmmilkbones! Can I have another? I got another! Mmmmmm! Then we went to Nordstrom. It was really big. Lots of people told me how pretty I am. Here's a picture of me in the mall lobby.It's not very good. There was a cafe but I wasn't allowed there. Here's a picture of me in the shoe department at Nordstrom.Why do I have to be here? I don't need shoes. Apparently neither does my human because she tried on three pair and didn't get any. Everybody was nice but I was bored. They should call it Boredstrom. Can we go now? I was promised frozen yogurt. Here's a picture of me in front of Boredstrom.I'm only posing because I want my yogurt. I didn't get any. Huh? I was promised! We went to Starbuck's instead and I got a strawberry donut. Mmmmmmmm! Donuts! Here's a picture of me trying to get my donut.It's blurry because I'm trying to jump up and get my donut. Gimme! Mmmmmmmm! Then we walked back to the car. I was so excited to go home that I tried to climb in the window. Here's a picture of me in the car window.It's blurry. Apparently I'm not supposed to do that. Whatever. I give Boredstrom 2 Paws. Now all my snow is gone and it's hot outside. Is it going to snow again soon?