Hard at Work...or Work is Hard

Last week I went to work with my human. Twice. I didn't mean to. I thought we would go someplace fun. Here's a picture of me at work.
Does this look fun to you? It wasn't. It was boring. It made me long for Nordstrom. First, I was barricaded between two desks. What the hell? Why can't I walk around? Why can't I sleep over there? I wanted out. I snuck out under the desk. My human chased me and brought me back to the dog fort. She put bags in the way so I couldn't go under the desk again. But I found another way! Here's a picture of me working on my escape.
I'm just inching my paws out. Here's a picture of me making my escape.
I got caught again. It was such a long day. The next morning I pretended to be asleep so I could stay home.

My human kept leaving the house every morning and coming back really late. I don't like that. Stay home! Where are you going without me? Take me with you. Please! Oh, please!? I went to work again. Huh? No, wait! I don't want to go here! I want to go to the park! I want to go see Joe! Dammit! I got stuck at work. Again! I was barricaded between the desks. Again! Here's a picture of me in my dog fort.

Again! No! I don't wanna lie on the rug! It was a little better. This time a nice man fed me bacon. Mmmmmmmm! Bacon!! There wasn't any bacon last time I was here! I got other stuff too. I got cheese and potato chips and popcorn! Mmmmmmm! Popcorn!! I like to chew my popcorn. It makes my human laugh. I don't see why. Here's a video of me chewing a piece of popcorn.

More, please!! And I got Cheetos too! MMMMMMMM!!!! Cheetos!!!!! I met lots of humans. Here's a picture of me with one of the humans I met.

He had lots of tattoos. I have a tattoo too! Where? I'm not telling! It was another really long day at work. When we got home I ran up the stairs. Dinner!! It was way past my dinner time. I don't like work. And I don't see why they call it bringing home the bacon. We didn't bring any bacon home. Next time I'll need more bacon. Mmmmm! Bacon!!!

Orvis!

This morning I went to visit Grandma at the rehab center again. I've been going there a lot lately and I like it. I get to go around and say hi to lots of people who are really happy to see me. I'm even walking on the wood floors there and it's not even scary. After I saw Grandma my humans drove me downtown. I've never been downtown before! We walked around and it smelled soooo good! I smelled Indian food and Japanese food and pizza and popcorn! Mmmmmm popcorn! My human wanted some popcorn but she said the line was too long. Huh? If you want something from someone behind a counter, just push your way up, that's what I do! But we didn't get any popcorn.


We walked by The Capital Grille. It smelled SOOOO good! MMMMMMMMM steak!!! I wanted to go in, but I wasn't allowed. Here's a picture of me outside The Capital Grille.

Maybe if they see my picture they'll let me come in. Please?!

We went to Orvis to buy a dog bed. Orvis is dog friendly, so I got to go inside. It was all carpeted! They didn't have any dog beds for me to try, so we had to order it. Here's a picture of me at the counter ordering my dog bed.


I liked the Orvis store, but they didn't have any dog treats. I don't see why not. Here's a picture of me in the fly fishing department.
It's not a very good picture. My human thought this was funny. I don't get it.

Here's a picture of me next to a stuffed bear footrest.
It's blurry. I thought it was a dog at first, but I was the only dog there. Everyone came over to pet me. I was a big hit. They should pay me to greet people – I bet they'd sell a lot of stuff if I worked there. And I'm willing to work for peanuts. They should have more dog stuff though – and treats. I give Orvis 2 Paws.


Then we walked over to Olive Park. It was okay, but we had to go up and down a long ramp and through a tunnel. I don't think it was worth it. I didn't even get to go on the beach. I give Olive Park 1 Paw. Then we came home and now I'm going to take a long nap on the couch. Wake me up when my dog bed gets here.