He's giving me my massage. Um…is he supposed to be doing that? I wasn't sure what was going on. But it felt really good. Here's another picture of me getting my massage.
See how relaxed I am?
See? Then I got on my Orvis bed and he massaged me there too. Here's a picture of me getting a massage on my dog bed.
Um…oh…yeah….that's it….oh boy. I think I liked my massage but I'm reserving judgment until next time. There's a next time, right? Right?
Here's another one.
And another one.
She wouldn't give up. Here's a picture of me looking away.
They don't have any treats here. Let's go. We left and went to Chase Bank. It wasn't like the one by us – it had a moving staircase! We took the elevator. It had a hole in the center where the moving staircase went and it was all glass. I didn't like it. It looked like you could fall right through. I'll walk over here next to the wall, thank you. I wanted to leave, but then a lady gave me a milkbone. Mmmmmilkbones! Can I have another? I got another! Mmmmmm! Then we went to Nordstrom. It was really big. Lots of people told me how pretty I am. Here's a picture of me in the mall lobby.
It's not very good. There was a cafe but I wasn't allowed there. Here's a picture of me in the shoe department at Nordstrom.
Why do I have to be here? I don't need shoes. Apparently neither does my human because she tried on three pair and didn't get any. Everybody was nice but I was bored. They should call it Boredstrom. Can we go now? I was promised frozen yogurt. Here's a picture of me in front of Boredstrom.
I'm only posing because I want my yogurt. I didn't get any. Huh? I was promised! We went to Starbuck's instead and I got a strawberry donut. Mmmmmmmm! Donuts! Here's a picture of me trying to get my donut.
It's blurry because I'm trying to jump up and get my donut. Gimme! Mmmmmmmm! Then we walked back to the car. I was so excited to go home that I tried to climb in the window. Here's a picture of me in the car window.
It's blurry. Apparently I'm not supposed to do that. Whatever. I give Boredstrom 2 Paws. Now all my snow is gone and it's hot outside. Is it going to snow again soon?
It was so good! I wanted seconds, but I wasn't allowed. I don't see why not. See how many samples there are? One crazy woman even threw hers in the garbage can right next to where I was standing. I tried smiling and wagging my tail at her and everything, but she didn't pay any attention. Hey! Am I invisible?! I would have eaten that! I tried to get my human to pick it out of the garbage for me, but she refused.
They pinched my head and it's not even a good picture. It got worse. Here's a picture of me wearing Harry Potter glasses.
Do I look happy here? NO, I don't. I don't even care that I got treats afterward. Well...yes I do.
It's red. I like it, but it's still not as nice as the chenille couch. Here's a picture of me on the couch. 
See how comfy I look? I'm tired and it was a long day. HUH?? I smell STEAK!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! STEAK!!
Maybe if they see my picture they'll let me come in. Please?!
I liked the Orvis store, but they didn't have any dog treats. I don't see why not. Here's a picture of me in the fly fishing department.
It's not a very good picture. My human thought this was funny. I don't get it.
It's blurry. I thought it was a dog at first, but I was the only dog there. Everyone came over to pet me. I was a big hit. They should pay me to greet people – I bet they'd sell a lot of stuff if I worked there. And I'm willing to work for peanuts. They should have more dog stuff though – and treats. I give Orvis 2 Paws.