Hard at Work...or Work is Hard

Last week I went to work with my human. Twice. I didn't mean to. I thought we would go someplace fun. Here's a picture of me at work.
Does this look fun to you? It wasn't. It was boring. It made me long for Nordstrom. First, I was barricaded between two desks. What the hell? Why can't I walk around? Why can't I sleep over there? I wanted out. I snuck out under the desk. My human chased me and brought me back to the dog fort. She put bags in the way so I couldn't go under the desk again. But I found another way! Here's a picture of me working on my escape.
I'm just inching my paws out. Here's a picture of me making my escape.
I got caught again. It was such a long day. The next morning I pretended to be asleep so I could stay home.

My human kept leaving the house every morning and coming back really late. I don't like that. Stay home! Where are you going without me? Take me with you. Please! Oh, please!? I went to work again. Huh? No, wait! I don't want to go here! I want to go to the park! I want to go see Joe! Dammit! I got stuck at work. Again! I was barricaded between the desks. Again! Here's a picture of me in my dog fort.

Again! No! I don't wanna lie on the rug! It was a little better. This time a nice man fed me bacon. Mmmmmmmm! Bacon!! There wasn't any bacon last time I was here! I got other stuff too. I got cheese and potato chips and popcorn! Mmmmmmm! Popcorn!! I like to chew my popcorn. It makes my human laugh. I don't see why. Here's a video of me chewing a piece of popcorn.

More, please!! And I got Cheetos too! MMMMMMMM!!!! Cheetos!!!!! I met lots of humans. Here's a picture of me with one of the humans I met.

He had lots of tattoos. I have a tattoo too! Where? I'm not telling! It was another really long day at work. When we got home I ran up the stairs. Dinner!! It was way past my dinner time. I don't like work. And I don't see why they call it bringing home the bacon. We didn't bring any bacon home. Next time I'll need more bacon. Mmmmm! Bacon!!!