Then this afternoon I went to Chicago Canine Rescue's Mutt Strut. It's like a big event with a block long parade. It's not a long walk like the Stray Cat Strut for Tree House Humane Society. That's a five mile walk. That's a long walk. Is there an all you can eat pancake buffet at the end? No? Then I'm not doing it. Things I would walk five miles for: an all you can eat sausage, pancake, rib, cake, ice cream, rabbit, or steak buffet; a lifetime supply of Polar Pups, TriPom chews, or pig hearts; a canine cooler bed that can't be punctured by cat claws; a cheese fest. Maybe. Anyway, I was there with Safe Humane Chicago. Here's a picture of me at the SHC booth.
I'm wearing my SHC vest and my fancy Barker & Meowsky collar and leash. There were lots of people and dogs at the Mutt Strut. I met a Great Dane. Um, that's a really big dog. I met a Great Pyrenees too. He wasn't as big as the Great Dane, but he was really furry. There was even a cat there. Her name was Harley. She was in a stroller and someone had dressed her up. Here's a picture of me with the cat.
Does she look happy in that get up? No, she doesn't. Here's a picture of me trying to help her take it off.
See how much happier she looks? Her ears aren't back anymore. I met lots of kids too. Here's a picture of me with a little girl dressed up like a cat.
It's not a very good picture because she's starting to get up, but she sat with me for a long time and stroked my ears. Here's a picture of me with Superman.
He's not as big as I expected. A lot of other people came over to say hi and pet me too. One woman fed me a cupcake! Mmmmmmm! I liked her a lot! A man gave me some treats and one of the women at the SHC booth gave me a piece of sausage from her pizza. Mmmmmmmmm! PIZZA! I would also walk five miles for an all you can eat pizza buffet. There was a cake eating contest but I didn't get picked for it. I would've won a cake eating contest. I think I should get a cake to practice with so I'm ready for next time. I give the Mutt Strut 3 Paws. If I had gotten cake I would give it 4 Paws, but I didn't get any cake. It was a long day and now I'm really tired. I'm going to sleep until dinner.
It was good, but it wasn't a pound. I think if you give someone pound cake there should be a pound of it. After that we walked to Starbuck's and I got some water. Here's a picture of me drinking water at Starbuck's.
Then we went to Famous Fido's Bakery and I got some Halloween cookies. Mmmmmmmm! Cookies! Here's a picture of my Halloween cookies.
The orange one is a pumpkin. Then we went to Parkview and I got treats from Joe. Mmmmmmmm!
Then we drove to Jackson Park Harbor. I walked down on the dock and it was okay, but then when I stood still the dock kept moving! I don’t like that. The boat was moving too. Here's a picture of me lying on the dock.
I'm looking at the boat because it keeps rocking around. You don't think you're going to put me on that thing, do you? Here's another picture of me on the dock.
I look happy because we're leaving. Here's a picture of me by the Yacht Club.
Hey, they have a barbeque grill! Mmmmmmm! Barbeque! I wanted to go inside, but I wasn't allowed. Here's a picture of me by the door.
Apparently I'm not a member. After that I went home and my human gave me a homemade pupscicle. Mmmmmmm! Peanut Butter and molasses! MMMMMMMMM!
What's missing from this picture? My tail! Ivan is lying on it. Get off! And he kept sniffing my feet. That tickles – cut it out! I kicked him in the face, but he still wouldn't leave. He even kicked me back. He's bothersome. I share my home with three cats, Ivan, Sophie and Shadow Cat. Sophie is really sweet and keeps to herself. She's not scared of me, but she doesn't bother me like Ivan either. Here's a picture of Sophie.
He's really pretty too. We have a routine. He screams for food and I look like I haven't eaten in a really long time (which I usually haven't). Then we get fed. It doesn't always work. Shadow likes to rub against me a lot. I don't mind because he's really soft. Sometimes Ivan rubs against me, but I don't trust him. He's crazy. Sometimes he does stuff just to annoy me, like sneaking up when I'm sleeping and staring down at me from the back of the couch. It's creepy. When the cats eat I get to clean up after them. They're really messy, so there's usually lots of food on the floor by their bowls. But I have to wait until they leave before I can clean up. Sometimes Ivan refuses to leave. He's done eating, and he knows I'm waiting because I'm standing there and he lies down by the bowls and pretends he doesn't know I'm there. It's so annoying! There are three cats at my Grandma's house too, Mango, Lolita and Marta. Mango is really friendly and we hang out sometimes. Here's a picture of me and Mango.
Ahhhhh, cool. I got to play with a tennis ball. Here's a picture of me in the water with my tennis ball.
I left it there. I don't really like tennis balls that much because they get all soggy and sandy and they feel gritty on my tongue. Here's a picture of me jumping on the beach.
I can jump really high.
Um, when you say "just one" you mean just one of each, right? Mmmmmmm! It smelled so good! I wanted to eat everything. But my human took me there to get a special treat – a Snow Dog Sundae! Here's a picture of me ordering my sundae.
I'll have mine in a biscuit bowl with carob chips and peanut butter, please!!! The man who worked there was really nice. He even gave me some extra treats since my humans wouldn't buy me any. Here's a picture of me getting my sundae.
Stop teasing! It was SO GOOD! Here's a picture of me eating my sundae.
MMMMMMM!!!!! Seconds, please!! I didn't get any seconds. I give Happy Husky Bakery 3 Paws even thought there weren't any huskies there.
The sun's in my eyes. We stopped at The Spice House. I was going to wait outside with one of my humans, but they said I could go in too. Here's a picture of me in The Spice House.
It's blurry. I didn't think I was going to like it in there because it's really stinky and has tile floors and narrow aisles. Too many smells! It hurt my nose. Then I found the Cheddar Cheese Powder! UUUNNMMMGMMMGGGGHH! I had no idea they actually made this! Here's a picture of the Cheddar Cheese Powder.
It's so orange! Here's a picture of me waiting for them to weigh my Cheddar Cheese Powder.
I was so excited! Can I get another sundae and put Cheddar Cheese Powder on it? Oh, pleeeeeease??!! Can I have it on my dinner too? And breakfast? And mmmmmmmm!! I'm going to put it on everything! I give the Spice House 2 Paws, but I give Cheddar Cheese Powder 4 Paws because it's really, really cheesy!
It's low fat, but it still tasted good. Then I went around and said hello to some of the other people at the rehab center. I felt much better after that. When we got home my humans ate their sandwiches. I got a little bite of each one. Mmmmm! Later I almost stole an ice cream sandwich off the coffee table, but I wasn't allowed. I got my little cupcake from Famous Fido's instead. Mmmmmmmm! Cupcakes!
It was so good! I wanted seconds, but I wasn't allowed. I don't see why not. See how many samples there are? One crazy woman even threw hers in the garbage can right next to where I was standing. I tried smiling and wagging my tail at her and everything, but she didn't pay any attention. Hey! Am I invisible?! I would have eaten that! I tried to get my human to pick it out of the garbage for me, but she refused.
They pinched my head and it's not even a good picture. It got worse. Here's a picture of me wearing Harry Potter glasses.
Do I look happy here? NO, I don't. I don't even care that I got treats afterward. Well...yes I do.
It's red. I like it, but it's still not as nice as the chenille couch. Here's a picture of me on the couch.
See how comfy I look? I'm tired and it was a long day. HUH?? I smell STEAK!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! STEAK!!
I like it because it's purple and I look good in purple. I'd rather not wear anything, but it's better than the giant rain vest my human sometimes makes me wear when it's raining. Toby's human was really nice and bought me a giant cookie! Thank you Linda! (My human didn't buy me anything!) Here's a picture of me and Toby eating our cookies.
Mmmmmmmm! Cookies!!