Polar Pups!!!

This morning when I went for a walk there were bugs and no squirrels. I don't like bugs. They land on me and I don't like it. I don't like it when stuff falls off the trees and lands on me either because it feels like bugs. I snapped at some flies on a bush, but they flew away. Then they came back and taunted me. Squirrels taunt me too. People think squirrels are cute but they're not. They sit up in the tree and shake their tails and taunt dogs. Sometimes I think they throw things at me. I only like squirrels because they are fun to chase and taste good. Not as good as rabbit. Mmmmmm! Baby rabbits are my favorite!! In the spring, I can smell them everywhere. Mmmmmmm! Fat, juicy, baby rabbits! If my humans would let me chase the squirrels I would eat them. Rabbits too.

This afternoon I went for a car ride. This time I got out of the car when my human was walking the other dogs. One of the dogs tried to jump on my back and snapped at me and it really pissed me off. I think they knew I was pissed because then they drove me to Soggy Paws. The last time I went to Soggy Paws I didn't like it because the floors looked slippery. I wouldn't walk on them and the groomer carried me into the back room and back out again. In the back room he clipped my claws and the fur on the bottom of my paws. It tickles when they clip my fur and I don't like it. But then when I left my human gave me a peanut butter Polar Pups treat. Mmmmmmmm! It's like peanut butter ice cream just for dogs. Mmmmmmm! The only thing that would be better is if they put bacon bits on it. MMMMMMMMM!!! Today when we went to Soggy Paws I was nervous about the floors, but then it was okay. I walked around inside and my human gave me treats. Then she bought me Polar Pups.

Here's a picture of me outside Soggy Paws with my Polar Pups (um, and my human is there too).

Here's a picture of me eating one of my Polar Pups in the car. Mmmmmmm!

I give Soggy Paws 3 paws because they have Polar Pups. I give Polar Pups 4 paws.